Old Actors Never Die, They Simply Lose The Plot

Written by Lynn Brittney . Directed by Cecile Campbell



Ann - Christine Ray
Walter - Jim Fury
Phyl - Carmen Hill
Jules - Brenda Warren
Becca - Viviane Gian
Marcia - Rianna Hartney-Smith
Danny - Doug Williams
Mike - Darren Campbell
Edmund - Peter Gray
Irina - Trish Nissen
Anna Bolic - Lyn Edwards


The Mount Home for Retired Theatricals is an unusual place – more like a country house hotel than a home for the elderly.

The manageress positively encourages residents to carry on working as long as they can. So when Walter Neville (small part veteran of 212 films) arrives, he is overjoyed to find some of his best friends in residence.

All is well until the serial womaniser husband of three of the residents goes missing – on the run from Russian gangsters. The ladies decide that ‘he who pays the bills’ must be rescued. What follows is a daft journey where our intrepid thespians ply their craft to save their lifestyle and Edmund’s bacon.

Show Dates

February 8th - 24th
(Thursday, Friday, Saturday) 7:30pm QLD Time

Matinees 10th & 17th
Saturday 2:00pm QLD Time